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Unicorns are rad

nothing is better than a unicorn..........
I've always been a Potterhead, (my pottermore username is MugwumpAsphodel31516)
a lot of posts that I find funny, so sorry.
And unicorns. I love unicorns. ♐

Aug 29th at 8AM / via: thedoctors11 / op: anfonymackie / 22,141 notes

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

kenzie and i had this debate in 8th grade


mugglebornheadcanon:

575. Sometimes muggleborns wander around London before they’re in Hogwarts and stumble into the Leaky Cauldron and Tom just kind of smiles and gives them a butterbeer.


Aug 29th at 6AM / via: cosimad / op: blua / 124,241 notes

blua:

A cat and fox became two unlikely best friends that share a territory and hunt together as well as frequent cuddling. 


Aug 29th at 6AM / via: my-cathexis / op: and-umar / 67,945 notes

yakdad:

and-umar:

if loki gets a solo movie before there’s a female lead movie in the mcu I will unhinge my jaw like a snake and literally eat kevin feige alive

      


tocifer:

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

how lonely


Aug 29th at 6AM / via: thedoctors11 / op: peetababy / 271,105 notes

fightwing23:

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.


co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.


Aug 29th at 6AM / via: tastefullyoffensive / op: bedabug / 61,996 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[@sallystrange]

tastefullyoffensive:

[@sallystrange]


nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.


onetrackheart:

HIGH QUALITY VERSION OF ANACONDA


Aug 29th at 5AM / via: jumpingjaverts / op: astound / 11,352 notes

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF


Aug 28th at 7PM / via: unicourns / op: ultimatehayley / 778 notes
welcomebackalice:

♡S A S S Y & T R A S H Y ♡ 

welcomebackalice:

♡S A S S Y & T R A S H Y ♡ 


Aug 28th at 7PM / 0 notes
Unicorns are rad turned 3 today!

Unicorns are rad turned 3 today!


hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack


sayofthelivinganything:

It literally kills me when men think they know women’s fashion better than women