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Unicorns are rad

nothing is better than a unicorn..........
I've always been a Potterhead, (my pottermore username is MugwumpAsphodel31516)
a lot of posts that I find funny, so sorry.
And unicorns. I love unicorns. ♐

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters


questbedhead:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

Horses and cats get along really well actually! Cats in barns scare away all the rats and mice that frighten the horses. SO it’s less like the horse accepting it into the ‘herd’ as the horse saying ‘thank you, brave warrior, for protecting me from the scary chitter beasts.’ 


leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

image


end-it-ed23:

So someone swapped in the Attack on Titan theme on the opening for Sailor Moon Crystal and this was the result.

Holy shit


10yrsyart:

partners in gun fixing
…there seems to be a theme i’ve got going smh

10yrsyart:

partners in gun fixing

…there seems to be a theme i’ve got going smh


Aug 29th at 8AM / via: thedoctors11 / op: anfonymackie / 58,993 notes

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

kenzie and i had this debate in 8th grade


mugglebornheadcanon:

575. Sometimes muggleborns wander around London before they’re in Hogwarts and stumble into the Leaky Cauldron and Tom just kind of smiles and gives them a butterbeer.


Aug 29th at 6AM / via: cosimad / op: blua / 126,850 notes

blua:

A cat and fox became two unlikely best friends that share a territory and hunt together as well as frequent cuddling. 


Aug 29th at 6AM / via: my-cathexis / op: and-umar / 68,054 notes

yakdad:

and-umar:

if loki gets a solo movie before there’s a female lead movie in the mcu I will unhinge my jaw like a snake and literally eat kevin feige alive

      


tocifer:

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

how lonely


Aug 29th at 6AM / via: thedoctors11 / op: peetababy / 284,157 notes

fightwing23:

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.


co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.


Aug 29th at 6AM / via: tastefullyoffensive / op: bedabug / 78,992 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[@sallystrange]

tastefullyoffensive:

[@sallystrange]


nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.


onetrackheart:

HIGH QUALITY VERSION OF ANACONDA